malam minggu dia melongo
soal cewe dia dongo
tapi dia bukan homo
dia cuma seorang jomblo
[ Jomblo-Saykoji ]
Ada-ada saja usaha seorang jomblo yang pengen punya pacar. Kemarin, waktu saya lagi bingung nyari ide buat tugas makalah Strategi Algoritmik, tiba-tiba teman sekamar saya datang dan berteriak, “Ega, telpon ini deh! Hahaha…” sambil membawa sebuah kartu mirip pembatas buku. Saya kirain apaa gitu, eh ternyata itu iklan diri seorang pria dari negeri antah berantah yang isinya lucu banget (sori, ini menurut saya ya…bukan bermaksud mengejek), ada cuplikan lirik lagu Saykoji di atas, nomor HP, dan tentu saja, foto si pria yang <pasti> jomblo lagi bergaya. Huehehe. Lihat sendiri deh:
Sampai tulisan ini di-posting, kartu itu masih tergeletak tak berdaya (halah) di atas rak buku kami. Sayang sekali tiga orang penghuni kamar saya nggak ada yang tertarik sama promosi itu, entah karena udah pada not available atau memang nggak nafsu sama sang pria dalam kartu ๐ Mau dibuang, nggak tega sama si jomblo yang pede abis itu. Hihi. Ya sudah lah, saya share saja di sini dengan para pembaca…semoga bisa menjadi inspirasi buat yang masih jomblo dan berniat cari pacar ๐ Ohya, sama nitip pesan aja, kalo udah punya pacar, jangan melakukan hal-hal yang mendekati zina , nggak boleh sama Allah. Nah lho, gimana coba… Hehehe.
!["Peace it is until the emergence of dawn" (Quran surah #AlQadr 5)
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The night when Allah sends down more angels to the earth, including the sky men like Jibril, to put only peace in the heart of His creatures, to hand them honor and aunthority for solving the problems of His slaves on any issue, to flood the earth with ONLY peace..
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The night when Allah takes the decisions for the whole year about the rest of our lives, calculates merits and reduction..
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The night which may be better than our entire lifetime or even far beyond and reward our prays more than ever.. does Alllah tell you what thousand months mean? He's the one who knows the precise amount..
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#lailatulqadar is believed to happen in the #oddnights of last ten days of #ramadan, but night 23 and 27 have stronger possibility, and between both, the #twentyseventh has greater chance..
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Interesting thing (please don't count it as the true clue because Allah changes the day of laylatul qadr every year): some scholars interpreted the #NightofDecree falls at the 27th night because
[1] the pieces #suratulqadr like the word "hiya" (it is >> referring to the #lailatulqadr night) as the 27th word of surah
[2] the word "laylatul qadr" itself in #arabic has 9 letters and it's mentioned three times in the surah (verse 1, 2, and 3), multiple it and you get #twentyseven
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Summary from #noumanalikhan and #yasirqadhi lecture about #laylatulqadr. May Allah grant us with it tonight or so on.. aamiin.
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#malamlailatulqadar #alqadar #bayyinahtv](https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/19424685_1209028789209359_5706539024026435584_n.jpg "\"Peace it is until the emergence of dawn\" (Quran surah #AlQadr 5)
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The night when Allah sends down more angels to the earth, including the sky men like Jibril, to put only peace in the heart of His creatures, to hand them honor and aunthority for solving the problems of His slaves on any issue, to flood the earth with ONLY peace..
.
The night when Allah takes the decisions for the whole year about the rest of our lives, calculates merits and reduction..
.
The night which may be better than our entire lifetime or even far beyond and reward our prays more than ever.. does Alllah tell you what thousand months mean? He's the one who knows the precise amount..
.
#lailatulqadar is believed to happen in the #oddnights of last ten days of #ramadan, but night 23 and 27 have stronger possibility, and between both, the #twentyseventh has greater chance..
.
Interesting thing (please don't count it as the true clue because Allah changes the day of laylatul qadr every year): some scholars interpreted the #NightofDecree falls at the 27th night because
[1] the pieces #suratulqadr like the word \"hiya\" (it is >> referring to the #lailatulqadr night) as the 27th word of surah
[2] the word \"laylatul qadr\" itself in #arabic has 9 letters and it's mentioned three times in the surah (verse 1, 2, and 3), multiple it and you get #twentyseven
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Summary from #noumanalikhan and #yasirqadhi lecture about #laylatulqadr. May Allah grant us with it tonight or so on.. aamiin.
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#malamlailatulqadar #alqadar #bayyinahtv")
aisar
/ May 19, 2008gila, inspiratif banget nih buat gw hehehe..
tapi ga seru ah jadi pembatas buku. gw kepikiran bikin kartu yang banyak, trus masing-masing diiket ke balon, trus dibiarin terbang jauh.. caile kali aja ada yang jatuh pas di rumah bunga desa (entah, desa mana.. ๐
Lex dePraxis
/ May 20, 2008Huahahaha, segitunya. Parah abis.
ERICK BURHAN
/ May 21, 2008hiiiii,,,
jgn terlalu pusing dech,, jomblo!! coz tak selamanya pacaran itu indah,, yang penting kita having fun slalu,,,, yang penting punya sahabat!!!!!! yang slalu ngertiin kita ga cuma dalam suka doank tapi dalam duka juga loh,,, mo tau lebih profil kami kunjungi aja http://www.cowokji.blogspot.com
““`PERSAHABATAN LEBIH INDAH DARI PERCINTAAN““`
hamka
/ May 24, 2008ups, jomblo… aku tersinggung lho…
ada pepatah jawa mengatakan:
“ngelmu iku kelakone kanthi laku, njomblo iku kelakone kanthi payu” ๐
CupuisasiLAND
/ May 31, 2008Ada tanda2 penyangkalan prjombloan,hue
Angga
/ May 31, 2008Hahaha, ini dia para JoJoBa, Jomblo Jomblo Bajingan, eh salah, Jomblo Jomblo Bahagia…
@Aisar
jaman teknologi, mending lewat internet, broadcast di YM, email, milis, forum, dll, hehehe ^_^
@Hamka
ada lagi, pepatah teman kita sing sering hopeless (jarene), “cewek ayu ora ono sing jomblo, cewek jomblo ora ono sing ayu” hahahaha, ngakak krungu iki ๐
darwinho
/ June 18, 2008@ Aisar
Disebar aja lewat pesawat. Biar rame…..
Alsasian
/ June 29, 2008haha, negeri antah berantah.. sepertinya orang difoto itu dijailin, hoho..
Lilis
/ July 10, 2008๐
M Shodiq Mustika
/ September 19, 2008Jadi, ega “not available”?